Weinergate

"LongbowMkII" (longbowmkii) 08/30/2016 at 07:08 • Filed to: Weinerlopnik

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Can we be honest? 80% of his press is because of his last name. Who doesn’t like weiner puns? “Weiner split” “weiner scandal” they really just write themselves.

nerd_racing > LongbowMkII 08/30/2016 at 07:20

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Dude’s a Dick.

random001 > nerd_racing 08/30/2016 at 07:23

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A dicksneeze (a new one I learned) in fact!

nerd_racing > random001 08/30/2016 at 07:24

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I mean, weren’t we all at one point?

LongbowMkII > nerd_racing 08/30/2016 at 07:28

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This is indisputable.

duurtlang > LongbowMkII 08/30/2016 at 07:31

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So, do Americans pronounce weiner the same as wiener?

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > duurtlang 08/30/2016 at 07:38

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It’s supposed to be wine-er, but we all still read it as ween-er.

PRBot II > LongbowMkII 08/30/2016 at 07:42

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“Weiner Rises"

random001 > nerd_racing 08/30/2016 at 07:43

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Depends. Are you human? You might not be human....

LongbowMkII > PRBot II 08/30/2016 at 07:48

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“weiner falls”

duurtlang > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 08/30/2016 at 07:50

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Right. That explains it. I do make the distinction and see Weiner as coming from the German word of wine (Wein) en Wiener from Vienna (Wien). But English isn’t my native language...

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > duurtlang 08/30/2016 at 08:03

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In case it’s not obvious from other posts, pronouncing it the second way makes it another term for penis.

duurtlang > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 08/30/2016 at 08:05

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Yes I got that :)

Dru > LongbowMkII 08/30/2016 at 08:23

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I hear his wife is cutting Weiner off.

LongbowMkII > Dru 08/30/2016 at 08:49

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She should have cut weiner off years ago

Tekamul > LongbowMkII 08/30/2016 at 09:31

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Well, yeah. Work is hard. Puns are easy.

macanamera > LongbowMkII 08/30/2016 at 09:51

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Oh really? Weird. I thought it was like, you know, the multiple dick pics he sends to everyone except his wife, who happens to be a powerful Clinton aide.

LongbowMkII > macanamera 08/30/2016 at 13:54

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That’s the 20%. Politican affairs are hardly the scandal they used to be.